I was raised Catholic, and I even went to seminary to be a priest. I’m intimately familiar with divinity, and I saw first hand how it was used as a shield to protect the fucked up behaviors of assholes and keep them in power. “No Divine Rulers” is my battle cry to abolish this whole culture of bowing down to royalty of any sort.
Now, you can boldly, fashionably, and comfortably declare that you too believe “No Divine Rulers” in this soft Jogger. When you wear it, you will definitely strike up conversations. It’s a great way to figure out who is, is not, or might be persuaded to become a comrade. And we need all the comrades we can get if we’re going to get rid of all divine rulers.
No Divine Rulers
Waist
Hips
XS
29 ⅞
37
S
31 ½
38 ⅝
M
33 ⅛
40 ⅛
L
36 ¼
43 ¼
XL
39 ⅜
46 ½
2XL
42 ½
49 ⅝
3XL
45 ⅝
52 ¾
These joggers will be your absolute favorite. Once you slide into them, you won’t ever want to take them off. They have an elastic waistband with a drawstring, so you don’t have to worry about being too snug or too loose. They have a tapered leg with a cuffed ankle, and if you are above 6 feet you may want to buy a size larger. Pair them with our Pullover Hoodie and you’ll look fashionable lounging around the house all day, dancing into the wee hours, or just going for a stroll.
Product details:
- 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
- Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
- Slim fit
- Soft cotton-feel fabric face
- Brushed fleece fabric inside
- Cuffed legs
- Practical pockets
- Elastic waistband with a white drawstring
Some washing & care instructions:
- Turn inside out.
- Machine wash cold on the gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
- Do not use bleach.
- Do not use fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Do not iron or dry clean.
We Queerdos deserve to feel comfortable and confident in our skin no matter our gender, sexuality, body size, disability, place of birth, family, race, or class. Queer Comfortwear is here to help us feel just that. With colorful designs that hold radical political messages, it is our armor as we go out into a world hostile towards Queerdos. It’s soft to the touch, bold on the eye, and hangs just a wee bit loose, which means it fits perfectly. When you put it on, you feel more at ease with who you are and able to say what you want, need, or desire to say.
Queerly Complex Queer Comfortwear will become your absolute favorite apparel any time you want to be you. And each pattern contains a coded message that only you (or other Queerdos) will know. So you can confidently wear your politics on your literal sleeve and stand up for justice wherever you are.
After looking into numerous production processes, Queerly Complex chose Print-on-Demand because it allows us to not be wasteful and still provide a range of products. We tried out a variety of options, and settled on Printful as the source of our Print-on-Demand merch because as a company they are the most reliable with the highest quality printing. That’s why Queerly Complex merch costs just a bit more and may take a bit longer to get to you. Each and every item is printed just for you.
When will I get my order?
Usually, it takes 3–7 days to fulfill an order, after which it’s shipped out. For USA orders, it takes an additional 3-4 business days for delivery..
Where will my order ship from?
We work with an on-demand order fulfillment company with facilities worldwide!
Will I be charged customs for my order?
An additional customs and tax fee can occur on international orders. This fee is not in our control and is assessed by your local customs office. Customs policies vary widely for every country so please check with your local customs office directly to see if they apply duties and taxes to your purchases.
My order should be here by now, but I still don't have it. What should I do?
Before getting in touch with us, please help us out by doing the following:
Check your shipping confirmation email for any mistakes in the delivery address
Ask your local post office if they have your package
Stop by your neighbors in case the courier left the package with them
If the shipping address was correct, and the package wasn't left at the post office or at your neighbor’s, get in touch with us at shop@queerlycomplex.com with your order number.
How are your products made?
We work with a print-on-demand drop shipper. They have locations worldwide, so depending on where you are, your orders are printed and shipped from the facility that can do it most efficiently!
Tip: Check out Printful's production footage to see how we fulfill specific products.
How do I track my order?
You’ll receive a tracking link via email when your order ships out. If you have any questions about your tracking or shipment, drop us a line at shop@queerlycomplex.com.
I received a wrong/damaged product, what should I do?
We’re so sorry if the product you ordered arrived damaged. To help us resolve this for you quickly, please email us at shop@queerlycomplex.com within seven days of delivery with photos of the damaged product, your order number, and any other details you may have about your order.
We’ll get back to you with a resolution as soon as possible!
RETURNS
What’s your return policy?
We don’t offer returns and exchanges, but if there’s something wrong with your order, please let us know by contacting us at shop@queerlycomplex.com!
Do you offer refunds?
No. Refunds are only offered to customers that receive the wrong items or damaged items. If any of these apply, please contact us at shop@queerlycomplex.com with photos of wrong/damaged items and we’ll sort that out for you.
Can I exchange an item for a different size/color?
No. At this time, we don't offer exchanges. If you’re unsure which size would fit better, check out our sizing charts—we have one for every item listed on our store, in the product description section.
Though rare, it's possible that an item you ordered was mislabelled. If that’s the case, please let us know at shop@queerlycomplex.com within a week after receiving your order. Include your order number and photos of the mislabeled item, and we’ll send you a new one, or issue a refund!