Queer Comfortwear

The Kingdom of God Is Hell on Earth - Jogger

Price
$55
Size:
XS

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“The Kingdom of God Is Hell on Earth” is a statement of fact. Anyone who has been the target of Christianity and Catholicism knows how our religious leaders create and then demonize the “other.” Right now, Christians are leading the cause to ban trans healthcare all across the United States, and Christian Governors and members of Congress are ginning up fears about the dangers of queers, drag queens, and trans folx even coming into contact with children. This toxic, state-sponsored, Christian-fueled hate is making living on this earth fucking hell for Queerdos here in the USA and, as a result, all across the globe. 

Now, you can boldly, fashionably, and comfortably declare that you too believe “The Kingdom of God Is Hell on Earth” in this soft Jogger. When you wear it, you will definitely strike up conversations. It’s a great way to figure out who is, is not, or might be persuaded to become a comrade. And we need all the comrades we can get if we’re going to abolish The Kingdom of God here on earth.

Size Guide: Inches
 
         
WAIST
         
HIPS
XS
29 ⅞
37
S
31 ½
38 ⅝
M
33 ⅛
40 ⅛
L
36 ¼
43 ¼
XL
39 ⅜
46 ½
2XL
42 ½
49 ⅝
3XL
45 ⅝
52 ¾
Product & Care Info

These joggers will be your absolute favorite. Once you slide into them, you won’t ever want to take them off. They have an elastic waistband with a drawstring, so you don’t have to worry about being too snug or too loose. They have a tapered leg with a cuffed ankle, and if you are above 6 feet you may want to buy a size larger. Pair them with our Pullover Hoodie and you’ll look fashionable lounging around the house all day, dancing into the wee hours, or just going for a stroll. 

Product details:

  • 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
  • Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
  • Slim fit
  • Soft cotton-feel fabric face
  • Brushed fleece fabric inside
  • Cuffed legs
  • Practical pockets
  • Elastic waistband with a white drawstring
Some washing & care instructions: 
  • Turn inside out. 
  • Machine wash cold on the gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  • Do not use bleach. 
  • Do not use fabric softeners.
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
  • Do not iron or dry clean.
What is Queer Comfortwear

We Queerdos deserve to feel comfortable and confident in our skin no matter our gender, sexuality, body size, disability, place of birth, family, race, or class. Queer Comfortwear is here to help us feel just that. With colorful designs that hold radical political messages, it is our armor as we go out into a world hostile towards Queerdos. It’s soft to the touch, bold on the eye, and hangs just a wee bit loose, which means it fits perfectly. When you put it on, you feel more at ease with who you are and able to say what you want, need, or desire to say. 

Queerly Complex Queer Comfortwear will become your absolute favorite apparel any time you want to be you. And each pattern contains a coded message that only you (or other Queerdos) will know. So you can confidently wear your politics on your literal sleeve and stand up for justice wherever you are. 

Why Made on Demand
After looking into numerous production processes, Queerly Complex chose Print-on-Demand because it allows us to not be wasteful and still provide a range of products. We tried out a variety of options, and settled on Printful as the source of our Print-on-Demand merch because as a company they are the most reliable with the highest quality printing. That’s why Queerly Complex merch costs just a bit more and may take a bit longer to get to you. Each and every item is printed just for you.

The world is a much better place when we are free to be our full, gloriously, queer selves.