Political Clowns:
“The Kingdom of God Is Hell on Earth” is a statement of fact. Anyone who has been the target of Christianity and Catholicism knows how our religious leaders create and then demonize the “other.” Right now, Christians are leading the cause to ban trans healthcare all across the United States, and Christian Governors and members of Congress are ginning up fears about the dangers of queers, drag queens, and trans folx even coming into contact with children. This toxic, state-sponsored, Christian-fueled hate is making living on this earth fucking hell for Queerdos here in the USA and, as a result, all across the globe.
Now, you can boldly, fashionably, and comfortably declare that you too believe “The Kingdom of God Is Hell on Earth” in this stretchy, oversized long top. This long top is perfect for any Queerdo who might need to be a tad more discreet about their radical beliefs, and still wants to strike up a conversation. It hangs just above the knees, so it’s the perfect length for anyone to wear it over shorts, tights, or even just your underwear.
People will definitely compliment you on how bold you look. You can gauge how much (or how little) you want to reveal, keeping you in control. All while knowing they are complimenting you on your beliefs.
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CHEST |
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WAIST |
HIPS |
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2XS |
31 ½ |
23 ⅝ |
33 ⅞ |
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XS |
33 ⅛ |
25 ¼ |
35 ⅜ |
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S |
34 ⅝ |
26 ¾ |
37 |
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M |
36 ¼ |
28 ⅜ |
38 ⅝ |
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L |
39 ⅜ |
31 ½ |
41 ¾ |
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XL |
42 ½ |
34 ⅝ |
44 ⅞ |
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2XL |
45 ⅝ |
37 ¾ |
48 |
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3XL |
48 ⅞ |
41 |
51 ⅛ |
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4XL |
52 |
44 ⅛ |
54 ⅜ |
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5XL |
55 ⅛ |
47 ¼ |
57 ½ |
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6XL |
58 ¼ |
50 ⅜ |
60 ⅝ |
This is a long top. It’s been misunderstood for too long and has been called an oversized tee or a t-shirt dress. But those names aren’t quite right; they’re too body shaming and gendered. No, this is simply a long top, and it doesn’t just fit on any body. It looks fabulous on everybody!
The long top is made from 96% polyester and 4% spandex, so it is light, smooth, and stretchy. It has a drop shoulder and wide sleeve, so there is good breathing room in the arms. It falls right above the knees or about mid-thigh, depending on your height.
Some washing & care instructions:
Queer Comfortwear is our armor as we go out into a world hostile towards Queerdos. It’s soft to the touch, bold on the eye, and hangs just a wee bit loose, which means it fits perfectly. When you put it on, you feel more at ease with who you are and able to say what you want, need, or desire to say. Queerly Complex Queer Comfortwear will become your absolute favorite apparel any time you just want to be you.
For John, Queer Comfortwear started as a black t-shirt, the one piece of apparel he’s worn every day for over three decades. It started with band tees, like Coil, Soft Cell, and Siouxsie and the Banshees. Wearing them helped him find his people in 80s and 90s LA, people he’s still dear friends with today. John learned the simple black t-shirt is more than just a tee. It’s a canvas upon which you can broadcast a message that helps you find fellow Queerdos and our comrades.
Queer Comfortwear for Jason could be a dress, a hoodie, a pair of sweats or leggings, a cap, a blouse. It is any piece of apparel that can go from cooking in the kitchen to lounging in the park to dancing on the dancefloor and still feels like it belongs. Jason’s played with gender their whole adult life, so Queer Comfortwear is any item you adore because it adorns you in a way that helps you be who you want, need, and desire to be.
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