Political Clowns

The Kingdom - Long Top


“The Kingdom of God Is Hell on Earth” is a statement of fact. Anyone who has been the target of Christianity and Catholicism knows how our religious leaders create and then demonize the “other.” Right now, Christians are leading the cause to ban trans healthcare all across the United States, and Christian Governors and members of Congress are ginning up fears about the dangers of queers, drag queens, and trans folx even coming into contact with children. This toxic, state-sponsored, Christian-fueled hate is making living on this earth fucking hell for Queerdos here in the USA and, as a result, all across the globe. 

Now, you can boldly, fashionably, and comfortably declare that you too believe “The Kingdom of God Is Hell on Earth” in this stretchy, oversized long top. This long top is perfect for any Queerdo who might need to be a tad more discreet about their radical beliefs, and still wants to strike up a conversation. It hangs just above the knees, so it’s the perfect length for anyone to wear it over shorts, tights, or even just your underwear.

People will definitely compliment you on how bold you look. You can gauge how much (or how little) you want to reveal, keeping you in control. All while knowing they are complimenting you on your beliefs.

Size Guide: Inches




31 ½
23 ⅝
33 ⅞
33 ⅛
25 ¼
35 ⅜
34 ⅝
26 ¾
36 ¼
28 ⅜
38 ⅝
39 ⅜
31 ½
41 ¾
42 ½
34 ⅝
44 ⅞
45 ⅝
37 ¾
48 ⅞
51 ⅛
44 ⅛
54 ⅜
55 ⅛
47 ¼
57 ½
58 ¼
50 ⅜
60 ⅝
Product & Care Info

This is a long top. It’s been misunderstood for too long and has been called an oversized tee or a t-shirt dress. But those names aren’t quite right; they’re too body shaming and gendered. No, this is simply a long top, and it doesn’t just fit on any body. It looks fabulous on everybody!  

The long top is made from 96% polyester and 4% spandex, so it is light, smooth, and stretchy. It has a drop shoulder and wide sleeve, so there is good breathing room in the arms. It falls right above the knees or about mid-thigh, depending on your height.  

Some washing & care instructions: 

  • Turn the hoodie inside out. 
  • Machine wash cold on the gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  • Do not use bleach. 
  • Do not use fabric softeners.
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
  • Do not iron or dry clean.
    What is Queer Comfortwear

    We Queerdos deserve to feel comfortable and confident in our skin no matter our gender, sexuality, body size, disability, place of birth, family, race, or class. Queer Comfortwear is here to help us feel just that. With colorful designs that hold radical political messages, it is our armor as we go out into a world hostile towards Queerdos. It’s soft to the touch, bold on the eye, and hangs just a wee bit loose, which means it fits perfectly. When you put it on, you feel more at ease with who you are and able to say what you want, need, or desire to say. 

    Queerly Complex Queer Comfortwear will become your absolute favorite apparel any time you want to be you. And each pattern contains a coded message that only you (or other Queerdos) will know. So you can confidently wear your politics on your literal sleeve and stand up for justice wherever you are. 

    Why Made on Demand
    After looking into numerous production processes, Queerly Complex chose Print-on-Demand because it allows us to not be wasteful and still provide a range of products. We tried out a variety of options, and settled on Printful as the source of our Print-on-Demand merch because as a company they are the most reliable with the highest quality printing. That’s why Queerly Complex merch costs just a bit more and may take a bit longer to get to you. Each and every item is printed just for you.

    More About Political Clowns

    Jason wearing "The Kingdom" hoodie and jogger sitting on their couch with "The Kingdom" backpack next to them. Text reads, The Kingdom is here.

    The Kingdom Is here

    Being raised queer and Catholic I knew "The Kingdom of God"was never for me, and I can see all the ways Christians are making it hell on earth for my trans, queer, and poor kin and neighbors. I made this Political Clown because I want others to know exactly where I stand.
    Text reads, WTF is political clowns. political clowns is set agains white, pink, yellow, and black striped bigtop.

    WTF Is Political Clowns

    Political Clowns started in 2016 as a way for me to get better at drawing and make-meaning of the political landscape. 2022 is a year where it’s become even more apparent that this isn’t just theater, it’s a fucking clown show. So let's stand up and out and declare our beliefs.

    The world is a much better place when we are free to be our full, gloriously, queer selves.